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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .






man
Q1. ---------
board





















Ans. = man overboard





Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.








stand
Q2. ------------
i





















Ans. = I understand









OK .. . .



Got the drift ?







Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?






Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/


















Ans. = reading between the lines











Q4. r
road
a
d










Ans. = cross road -->








Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.










Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle













Ans. = tricycle








Not easy to figure out ha!












0
Q6. ---------
M..D.
Ph.D.














Ans.. = two degrees below zero









C'mon give it a little thought! !










knee
Q7. ------------
light














Ans. = neon light



( knee - on - light )









U can prove u r smart by getting this one.







ground
Q8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

















Ans. = six feet underground






-->


Oh no, not again ! !












Q9. he's X himself













Ans. = he's by himself









Now u messing up big time.










Q10. ecnalg













Ans. = backward glance








Not even close! !










Q11. death ..... life














Ans. = life after death








Okay last chance ............ ......



Q12. THINK














Ans. = think big ! !










And the last one is real fundoo - - -



































































Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..










Ans. = long time no 'C' -->


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HEART MELTING STORY OF SUM GUY!!

My mom only had one eye. I hated her.... She was such an
embarrassment. .
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to
Say hello to me.
I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only
Has one eye!'
I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear..
I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only gonna make me a
Laughing stock, why don't you just die?'
My mom did not respond....
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings.
I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my
Mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her
Grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at
Her for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my
Children!'
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'
And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have
Gotten the wrong address,'
And she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.
So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbors said that she died.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.*
'My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and
Scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
Growing up.
You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
Lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you
Having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my
Place, with that eye..
With all my love to you,
Your mother.* :'(

Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day
Will be their last, or your own.

Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones
Because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive
will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but
will never find closure. And closure usually brings
Peace...** *







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"NO MATTER WHERE I AM OR WHAT I AM DOING".......................
"WHEN YOU COME TO MY MIND, IT SHOWS ON MY FACE " !!!

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.




His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.




Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.




Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.



He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.




Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.



Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.



Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.



Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.



Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.



Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.




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Letter 1




Dear God,



I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.



I want a red one.



Your friend,



Bobby




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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,



So he tore up the letter and started over.




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Letter 2




Dear God,




This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like



A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.




Your friend,



Bobby




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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.




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Letter 3




Dear God,




I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.




Bobby




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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.




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Letter 4




God,




I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.



I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.



Please! Thank you,




Bobby




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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.







Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.



Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.



Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.




Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.



Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.



He looked around to see if anyone was there.







Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.




He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.




He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.




Bobby began to write his letter to God.




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Letter 5




God,




I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!

Laloo Got Job In Microsoft.. (U.S)

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply:

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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued....... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

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You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

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our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

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Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

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No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
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shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
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Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. . (';')

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