LITTLE GIRLS's TRUST..!!

Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.

The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,

Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don't Fall Into The River.

The Little Girl Said, 'No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.' 'What's The Difference?

Asked The Puzzled Father.

There's A Big Difference,

Replied The Little Girl.

If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,

Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.

But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens

You Will Never Let My Hand Go.

WEDDING IN PUNE..- The Swine Flu Effect...

Have a look at the wedding photograph at a marriage held in pune during the time of swine flu.. The effects of swine flu can be clearly seen..
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A Humorous Story

Married couple and the fairy:-

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'


The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember.... fairies are female too...

Misinterpretation

What a woman says... 


This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and You'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now! 





what a man hears... 


blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

lol.. :-P

Best Way To Wash Clothes..

Well u soak it a bit on warm water..then lite them n dry it.. Well, if u r not aware of the best way, u may refer to the instructions, but what if u r not able to understand the instructions..

Same thing happens to many people,.. so a company decided to add some more instructions.., keeping in mind what man goes through.

(See Below)
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Bush to Obama .. The Transformation revealed.. (Visual Joke)

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Employee of the Year.....

Employee of the Year.....
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See , how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of English language ( English speaking person should respect the Hindi otherwise ....... situation of English will be terrible ). But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )


· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."


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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."


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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."


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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.."


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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"


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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."


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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.."


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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."


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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle bothwith good experience , I am applying for the post.

HaHaHaHa :-D :-P

Illustration Paintings

26 Things That A Perfect Guy in love Would Do.

26 Things That A
Perfect Guy in LOVE Would Do



1. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.


26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.if he cant then help him in quitting by slowly reducing the amount he does usually.

LOVE IS COMPLETE TRUST AND FAITHFULNESS..

A Small Story
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A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.. :-)

TENSION WALA JOKE.. :-D :-D

TENSION



Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!

Aap hospital le gaye,
Doctor bola - aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!

Aap bole - Mai iska baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli - yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur TENSION.

Phir police ayi
Aapka medical check up hua.
Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapko aur TENSION !!

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai...????????

Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

Soul Touching Poem On The Occasion of Gandhi Jayanti "DRY Day"

Soul Touching poem:-


I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom,

So I drank soda instead.




I really felt proud inside, Mom,

The way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom,

Even though the others said I should.




I know I did the right thing, Mom,

I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom,

As everyone is driving out of sight.




As I got into my car, Mom,

I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me,

So responsible and sweet.




I started to drive away, Mom,

But as I pulled out into the road,

The other car didn't see me, Mom,

And hit me like a load..




As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,

I hear the policeman say,

"The other guy is drunk," Mom,

And now I'm the one who will pay.




I'm lying here dying, Mom....

I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom?

My life just burst like a balloon.




There is blood all around me, Mom,

And most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say, Mom,

I'll die in a short time.




I just wanted to tell you, Mom,

I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom.

The others didn't think.




He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank

And I will die.




Why do people drink, Mom?

It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now.

Pains just like a knife.




The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,

And I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying

And all he can do is stare.




Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.

Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom,

Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.




Someone should have told him, Mom,

Not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom,

I would still be alive.




My breath is getting shorter, Mom.

I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom.

When I needed you, you were always there.




I have one last question, Mom.

Before I say good bye.

I didn't drink and drive,

So why am I the one to die?


ON THIS SPECIAL DAY OF GANDHI JAYANTI CELEBRATED AS "DRY DAY", I HUMBLY REQUEST ALL OF THE DRINKERS TO STOP DRINK N DRIVE.
LIVE HAPPY N STAY HAPPY..
-DHIRAJ :-)

Amazing Trucks.. !!

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Here are 6 pictures of German trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.
The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.



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The second is of canvas tote bag.

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The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.



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The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. (Now this one is just plain scary, even when the German reads 'On the wrong way?')

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The fifth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books.

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The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The 'inside' of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.