!! WORLD OF FUN !!

On the beach

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Timepass pictures

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creative pictures

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Funny Creative Chairs

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FUNNY CREATIVE CHAIR'S

PARENTS WISH

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PARENTS WISH..

(Must read till the end)

Most amazing bike helmet's

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Here are some most amazing bike helmet's in the world...

The new generation ABC for kids..

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The only way INDIA can win football world cup

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The only way for India to win Football World Cup

random pics

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GOOGLE MAHARAJ KI AARTI

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CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW TO SEE A LARGER VIEW OF IMAGE..

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INDIAN ADS FOR A CAUSE ...

2011-06-29T22:04:00.001-07:00

Management v/s Engineers

2011-06-28T21:35:00.000-07:00

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.

"How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"

BOTTOM LINE: just imagine the management guys who are basically engineers... no wonder!!!!!

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MAKE UR OWN GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE WITH UR NAME

2011-06-26T21:30:00.000-07:00

Change Google Logos To Urs & Impress everyone..

Just open the following link in ur internet browser by just editing ur name.

www.GoogLogo.Info/se.php?name=URNAME

Change URNAME To The Name U Want & see It

How Guys tell sry after hurtng their G.f.

2011-06-24T01:24:00.000-07:00

How Guys tell sry after hurtng their G.f.

1st day- sry
2nd day- sry pls
3rd day- jst talk to me once baby
4th day-pls listen na baby pls pls
5th day-plz itna naraz matt ho mujhse:(
6th day-I'l die wthout u agar tumne baat nai ki to mai suicide kar lunga
7th day
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Tere jaisi 36 ladkiya ko ghuma chuka hun, tu hi paida nai hui hai miss world !
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bandariya kahin ki...
hatt..furrrr...!

8th day-baby I'm really sorry I was drunk last nite..

A Biker's Desire..

2011-06-24T00:19:00.000-07:00

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I
have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Japan disaster!....1/2 second before tsunami ........ found in camera

2011-06-21T22:02:00.001-07:00

This picture was found in a camera during cleanup.
This is a fantastic photo!! Amazing that the film was still good - or memory stick. Either one, this really tells the story. Look at how high that wall of water is!!
½ a second before tsunami

The little boy's reply

2011-06-21T21:50:00.000-07:00

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the
grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who
asked, 'Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?'

The little boy replied, 'Sure! Just go straight down this street a Coupla blocks and turn to your right.'

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, 'I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven.'

The little boy replied with a chuckle. 'Awww, come on... You don't even know the way to the Post Office.'"

What an awesome answer..

2011-06-20T21:40:00.000-07:00

It was a hot meeting at the conference hall, all the people from the dept were called in, the VP was looking much tensed.

The mood was so bad my friend asked "Hey, What is this meeting about?"

I told him may be the would decide when to have another meeting and chuckled.

People though nervous smiled at each other, then the VP started talking.

He said about the recent attrition rate was so high around 10 people had put in their papers, all experienced guys. It was the quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.

The VP then turned to the manger and told "Hey take how much ever resources you want recruit or take them from other departments, but complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man."

To this the sweet manager humbly replied

"Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results, Don't give me nine wives and one month, I cannot do anything."

Everyone looked at him blank!

The VP did not have anything else to say and just walked away.... What an awesome answer.

May i know the time pls.... MUST READ

2011-06-19T22:57:00.000-07:00

May I know the time please?!
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man:
Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you
will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you
were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made
it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter
has and I will then
have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and
tell
me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
Watch

This is how Indian farmers are very clever...

2011-06-19T22:22:00.000-07:00

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural area. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing.
The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied. “This is my property, and your not coming over here.”
The indignant lawyer replied. “I’m one of the best trial lawyers in the city, and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything that you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Villages. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule.”
The lawyer asked, “What is the Three Kick Rule?”
The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up.”
The Lawyer agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the Lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin, which dropped him to his knees.
His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.
The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn’t.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old tossed, now it’s my turn.”
The old farmer smiled and said,
“Now, I give up, You can keep the duck!”

WOMEN RULES

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1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. When rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any time.

9. The male must never change his mind without written consent
from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know
whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm
to the male.

Sick leave.. hahahaha

2011-06-18T23:08:00.000-07:00

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What the hell are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're going to love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.' ;)

The Beauty of ENGLISH..

2011-06-17T22:26:00.000-07:00

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: "I hit him in the eye yesterday"

The Query: What is this word?

The Answer: The word is "ONLY".
The Message:

1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)

2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)

3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)

4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)

5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)

6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye.)

7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)

8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

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Dating tips for guys...

2011-06-17T22:16:00.000-07:00

1. Wear the right kind of after-shave lotion or perfume. But remember, not too much, not too less!

2. Though you would like her to think of you as a toughie so she feels protected in your presence. This particular attitude puts off a lot of girls. Most of the times guys are so consumed with acting macho that makes girls think you are not sensitive enough! So, take it easy!

3. Most of the men don't think they have to pay attention to the way they dress. Well...you may not want to apply make-up though some guys do but that doesn't mean you land up on your date just like that! Remember to shave and a neat haircut should make you presentable. C'mon ...all you guys want your partners to look their best so why not look presentable yourself. She wouldn't like going out with a shabbily dressed date herself, right?

4. Remember to complement your date. But it should be genuine! It could be her hair, her smile, her outfit, her lipstick, her sense of humor... or just about anything! After all she's YOUR date! There's definitely something about this girl or you wouldn't be dating her in the first place, right?

5. Say their names every time you speak to them. It does make a person feel important. Having a pet name for them thought by you after a few dates together is a nice idea. It will make them feel special!

This happens only in INDIA..

2011-06-17T21:30:00.000-07:00

RAJNIKANTH'S DOOR..

2011-06-17T01:28:00.000-07:00

HAVE A LOOK AT RAJNIKANTH'S DOOR..

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Every1 must try... MAGIC

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MAGIC #3

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it?

Noticed the weird bug?

No one can explain!

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MAGIC #4

Again this is something funny and can't be explained?

At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,

couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

And see the

magic?..!

Crazzy Pictures

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Awesome.. Try this out...

2011-06-13T22:48:00.000-07:00

Have u ever wondered why should the wedding ring be worn on the Ring finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives
through thick and thin!!

switzerland

2011-06-12T21:33:00.000-07:00

Did u know?? Worth reading....

2011-06-11T22:04:00.001-07:00

People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

People with blue eyes see better in dark.

Money isn’t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad instantly and sting itself to death.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile , with six times more water than the river above.

The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of the world's electricity.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear By 700 times.

The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

We exercise at least 30 muscles when we smile.

Our nose is our personal air-conditioning system: it warms cold air, cools hot air and filters impurities.

Our brain is more complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

There is a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. It Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing

Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.

The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee.

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

A LESSON WORTH LEARNING...

2011-06-10T21:36:00.000-07:00

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.

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sunset evenings

2011-06-10T21:32:00.001-07:00

ANDAMAN BEAUTIES

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SEA SHORE IN THE AFTERNOON

EVENING SKIES

GOLDEN ROCK

A BRIDGE TO N ISLAND

SHALLOW WATERS

SHORE

VALLEY VIEW

AFTERNOON SKY

ISLAND TREE

POPULATION CENSUS OF INDIA 2011

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POPULATION OF INDIA (2011 CENSUS – PROVISIONAL FIGURES)

FM/ML: Female/Male Ratio.

Density: Persons/Sq Km.

% +: Percentage Growth: 2001 to 2011

Sr	STATE	POPULATION	MALES	FEMALES	FM/ML	Density	% +
00	INDIA	1,21,01,93,422	62,37,24,248	58,64,69,174	940	382	17.64
01	Andaman & Nicobar	3,79,944	2,02,330	1,77,614	878	46	6.68
02	Andhra Pradesh	8,46,65,533	4,25,09,881	4,21,55,652	992	308	11.10
03	Arunachal Pradesh	13,82,611	7,20,232	6,62,379	920	17	25.92
04	Assam	3,11,69,272	1,59,54,927	1,52,14,345	954	397	16.93
05	Bihar	10,38,04,637	5,41,85,347	4,96,19,290	916	1,102	25.07
06	Chandigarh	10,54,686	5,80,282	4,74,404	818	9,252	17.10
07	Chhattisgarh	2,55,40,196	1,28,27,915	1,27,12,281	991	189	22.59
08	Dadra&Nagar Haveli	3,42,853	1,93,178	1,49,675	775	698	55.50
09	Daman & Diu	2,42,911	1,50,100	92,811	618	2,169	53.54
10	Goa	14,57,723	7,40,711	7,17,012	968	394	8.17
11	Gujarat	6,03,83,628	3,14,82,282	2,89,01,346	918	308	19.17
12	Haryana	2,53,53,081	1,35,05,130	1,18,47,951	877	573	19.90
13	Himachal Pradesh	68,56,509	34,73,892	33,82,617	974	123	12.81
14	Jammu & Kashmir	1,25,48,926	66,65,561	58,83,365	883	124	23.71
15	Jharkhand	3,29,66,238	1,69,31,688	1,60,34,550	947	414	22.34
16	Karnataka	6,11,30,704	3,10,57,742	3,00,72,962	968	319	15.67
17	Kerala	3,33,87,677	1,60,21,290	1,73,66,387	1,084	859	4.86
18	Lakshadweep	64,429	33,106	31,323	946	2,013	6.23
19	Madhya Pradesh	7,25,97,565	3,76,12,920	3,49,84,645	930	236	20.30
20	Maharashtra	11,23,72,972	5,83,61,397	5,40,11,575	925	365	15.99
21	Manipur	27,21,756	13,69,764	13,51,992	987	122	18.65
22	Meghalaya	29,64,007	14,92,668	14,71,339	986	132	27.82
23	Mizoram	10,91,014	5,52,339	5,38,675	975	52	22.78
24	Nagaland	19,80,602	10,25,707	9,54,895	931	119	-0.47
25	NCT of Delhi	1,67,53,235	89,76,410	77,76,825	866	11,297	20.96
26	Orissa	4,19,47,358	2,12,01,678	2,07,45,680	978	269	13.97
27	Puducherry	12,44,464	6,10,485	6,33,979	1,038	2,598	27.72
28	Punjab	2,77,04,236	1,46,34,819	1,30,69,417	893	550	13.73
29	Rajasthan	6,86,21,012	3,56,20,086	3,30,00,926	926	201	21.44
30	Sikkim	6,07,688	3,21,661	2,86,027	889	86	12.36
31	Tamil Nadu	7,21,38,958	3,61,58,871	3,59,80,087	995	555	15.60
32	Tripura	36,71,032	18,71,867	17,99,165	961	350	14.75
33	Uttar Pradesh	19,95,81,477	10,45,96,415	9,49,85,062	908	828	20.09
34	Uttarakhand	1,01,16,752	51,54,178	49,62,574	963	189	19.17
35	West Bengal	9,13,47,736	4,69,27,389	4,44,20,347	947	1,029	13.93

Real pictures of Ramayan

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Ashok vatika where Ravana kept Sita

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The Ravana Palace which was burnt by Hanuman

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Sugriva Cave

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Sanjivani Mountain from where Sanjivani Booti was acquired to save Lakshman which has many exotic herbs even now

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Floating Stone from Ramsethu(bridge made by lord Rama and Vanara sena)

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Ramsethu

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Shortest speech by C.E.O of Coco-Cola

2011-04-30T07:53:00.001-07:00

MANAGEMENT LESSON

2011-04-30T07:44:00.000-07:00

This is really a good one. We need to apply this in our day to day business and should know how to identify, tackle and address the issue.

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back..

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before loosing sleep over it and working hard to solve one."

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9 words women use and its funny meaning..

2011-04-13T21:18:00.001-07:00

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

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It does not matter who you are..

2011-04-13T09:58:00.000-07:00

MAY BE U ARE THE KING OF THE WORLD..

MAY BE U ARE MOST DANGEROUS..

MAY BE U ARE MOST INDEPENDENT..

MAY BE U RULE OTHERS OR RULE THE WORLD..

MAY BE U ARE LOVED BY EVERYONE..

MAY BE U ARE GENTLEMAN..

OR THE MOST DANGEROUS KILLER...

BUT THE FACT IS..
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WIFE IS WIFE..

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MAGIC is HERE...

2011-04-08T22:22:00.000-07:00

Every1 must try............ MAGIC BEGINS

MAGIC #1

An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON".

This is something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2

Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N.

In Notepad / WordPad or MS Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N.

Increase the font size to 72.

Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the findings!!!…………………..

MORE MAGIC'S TO COME.. KEEP VISITING THIS SITE DAILY..

PRESENT IS A GIFT GIVEN BY GOD..

2011-04-08T21:59:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine opened his wife's drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This', - he said - 'isn't any ordinary package.'

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.

'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on - she was saving it for a special occasion.'

Well, I guess this is it.

He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died.

He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion.'

Every day in your life is a special occasion'.

I still think those words changed my life.

Now I read more and clean less.

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.

I spend more time with my family, and less at work.

I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through.

I no longer keep anything.

I use crystal glasses every day...

I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to.

The words 'Someday....' and ' One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary. ;

If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now....

I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell.

I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends.

She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels.

I'd like to think she would go out for Black Forest Cake, her favorite cake.

It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come..

tomorrow is promised to no-one.. Each day, each hour, each minute, is special.

Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one..

If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about.

If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it,

'One of these days' , remember that 'One day' is far away... or might never come.....

Har Pal Yaha Jee Bhar Jeo,

Jo hai Shama Kal Ho Naa Ho..!

Live for today, Past already gone, future we don't know, Live in Present, enjoy today, Present is a Gift given by God, & thats why it is called "PRESENT"

Won't u like to pose with moon..??

2011-04-06T07:12:00.000-07:00

DON'T MISS TO READ OUT THE COMMENTS

2011-04-04T05:32:00.001-07:00

"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)

''V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin'' - Mark Taylor(aus)

'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.''-Hashim Amla(SA)

''He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)

''There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)

"I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

"I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)

"Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan

Barack Obama - "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"...

HAVE AN INDIAN SPIRIT

2011-04-04T05:29:00.000-07:00

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

2011-04-04T04:54:00.000-07:00

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks.

The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack... A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting .

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware.

The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

Current cricket world cup situation

2011-04-01T22:17:00.000-07:00

THE CURRENT CRICKET WORLD CUP SITUATION BETWEEN INDIA AND SRI LANKA IS

THAT...

INDIA (RAM) MARRIED WORLD CUP (SITA) IN 1983 AN IN 1996 SRILANKA (RAAVAN) TOOK AWAY SITA (WORLD CUP) .

NOW AFTER 14 YEARS OF VANVAAS, THEY MEET AGAIN, AND WE KNOW THE RESULT... :-)

GOOD NEWS FOR CRICKET FANS & SACHIN FANS

2011-04-01T22:00:00.000-07:00

ONE MAN

94 -6's

1950 -4's

134 -CATSCHES

20465 -BALLS FACED

44 TIMES -NOT OUT

45.34 -AVERAGE

451 -ODI'S

430 -INNINGS

94 -50's ODI

48 -100's ODI

18000+ -RUNS ODI

61- MAN OF THE MATCHES

14- MAN OF THE SERIES

FIRST MAN ON THE PLANET

TO SCORE

200 IN ODI

SACHIN "GOD OF CRICKET"

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ICC JUST ANNOUNCED THAT OUR SACHIN TENDULKAR's BIRTHDAY (i.e. 24th APRIL) IS "WORLD CRICKET DAY" :-) :-)

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IF CRICKET IS MY RELIGION, SACHIN IS MY GOD..

IS THIS GAFFE OR SERIOUS FIXING..??

2011-04-01T21:49:00.000-07:00

This is the scrrenshot of the telecast of srilanka v/s newzeland semi-final.

After SriLanka won the match against newzeland, immediately it showed this... "Srilanka will meet india in saturda's final" whereas The other semifinal was still to be played between "india n pakistan" the other day.

How could they know that india was going to win the match..??? A big question.. still unanswered..

Nature's Glory

2011-03-31T22:01:00.001-07:00

Wife Philosophy.. (Very Funny)

2011-03-30T10:58:00.000-07:00

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Neel

The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, & she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.'

-Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

-Nash

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous

My wife & I were happy for 20 yrs.
Then we met.

-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield

This one is rocking

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'

-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous