Check ur smartness

Check your Smartness.

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are.




Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)







First Question:

You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
























Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.






Second Question:




If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?



Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?









Scroll down for answer.






Did you get 5000?






The correct answer is actually 4100.



Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?


























Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again







Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.





Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?























He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.



KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!!

A TRUE LOVE STORY!!

This is a real story of a young college girl who
Passed away last month in Chandigarh.

Her name was Neha
She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend
named Rajiv.

Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on the
phone.

You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact she
also changed her SIM card
from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She used spends half of the day talking with Rajiv.
Neha's family knew about their relationship. Rajiv
is still very close with Neha's family. (just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her
friends. 'If I pass away please burn me with my
cell phone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body,
A lot of them tried to do so but still could' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result
was still the same. They jus could not lift the body.. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbors, who could speak
with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. Neha's parents did not inform Rajiv that
Neha had passed away.



After 2 weeks Rajiv called Neha's mom.....

Rajiv :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Neha that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I want to tell you
something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Neha.
Rajiv though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and
said 'don't try to fool me - tell Neha to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop
this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Rajiv started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Rajiv was shaking.

Suddenly, Rajiv's phone rang. 'see this is from Neha, see this....'
he showed the phone to Neha's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Neha & there is no way others could use her
SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help
again. He brought his master to solve this matter.



He & his master worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*
Hutch/ vodaphone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, the network follows!!! :-D

PLEASE LEAVE UR COMMENTS BELOW!!

GET ALL LATEST SMS'S 4 FREE!!

FRNDS,

NOW GET SMS DELIVERED AT A VERY FASTER SPEED & GET DAILY 4-5 SMS'S INCLUDING JOKES, HUMOROUS MESSAGES, ROMANTIC LOVE SHAYARI'S, MOTIVATIONAL/INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES, SANTA BANTA JOKES & A LOT OF MORE LAUGHTER DAILY ON UR CELL 4 FREE!!

U HAVE TO JUST TYPE:

ON DOSTAANA

& SEND ON 9870807070.

(ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE)

(100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)

Figure Out the Meaning..

These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture.

.

.

.

LIGHT BEER

------------------------------

.

.

.

.

.

CARD SHARK

--------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.
ASSAULTED PEANUT

-----------------------------------------


.
.
.
.
.
.
EGG PLANT

-------------------------------------


.
.
.
.
.

DOCTOR PEPPER

------------------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.

KNIGHT MARE

---------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
HOLE MILK

----------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.

KING OF POP

---------------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TOILET TISSUE

---------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

TAP DANCERS

------------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
GATOR AIDE

----------------------------------------

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
POOL TABLE

-----------------------------

AND FINALLY

.

.

.

.

.

i-POD

DEATH SOO CLOSE...

Know ur customers!!

Know Your Customers:

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And Then these posters were pasted all over the place "Then that should have worked!" said the friend. "The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Women in Men's Life..