How come gujarati's knows everything..??

Prime minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How come these Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it"

Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Su Khabar"

Manmohapn Singh: What does that mean?

Secretary: It means "Whats the news" and each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest.

PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and has a clean shave and nice hair cut and dresses typically like a Gujrarati and reaches Ghatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.

He sees one Gujjubhai and asks him "Su Khabar"
The Gujjubhai replies "Sallo Manmohanio Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em sambhaliu chhe" (i.e. saala manmohan ghatkopar me aaya hai aisa suna hai) :-D