Misinterpretation

What a woman says... 


This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and You'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now! 





what a man hears... 


blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

lol.. :-P