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Wife Philosophy.. (Very Funny)

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-Socrates




Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Neel





The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

-Dumas




I had some words with my wife, & she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud





'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.'

-Anonymous




'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison




'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra





Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra






The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

-Nash




You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous




My wife & I were happy for 20 yrs.
Then we met.

-Henny Youngman





A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield



This one is rocking







A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'


-Anonymous






First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous

Best Rainbows ever..

MAY BE..

Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the
wrong people before meeting the right
one so that, when we finally meet the
right person, we will know how to be
grateful for that gift.


Maybe . . . it is true that we don't
know what we have until we lose it,
but it is also true that we don't know
what we have been missing until it
arrives.



Maybe . . . the brightest future will
always be based on a forgotten past;
after all, you can't go on
successfully in life until you let go
of your past mistakes, failures and
heartaches.



Maybe . . you should hope for enough
happiness to make you sweet, enough
trials to make you strong, enough
sorrow to keep you human, and enough
hope to make you happy.

Maybe . . . the happiest of people
don't necessarily have the best of
everything; they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.

Maybe .. . . the best kind of friend is
the kind you can sit on a porch and
swing with, never say a word, and then
walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

Maybe . . . happiness waits for all
those who cry, all those who hurt, all
those who have searched, and all those
who have tried, for only they can
appreciate the importance of all the
people who have touched their lives.



May be . . you should do something nice
for someone every single day, even if
it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . . . there are moments in life
when you miss someone -- a parent, a
spouse, a friend, a child -- so much
that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real, so
that once they are around you
appreciate them more.


Maybe giving someone all your love
is never an assurance that they will
love you back. Don't expect love in
return; just wait for it to grow in
their heart; but, if it doesn't, be
content that it grew in yours.

Maybe .. . . you should dream what you
want to dream; go where you want to
go, be what you want to be, because
you have only one life and one chance
to do all the things you dream of, and
want to do.

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