Monday, March 21, 2011

SOME LAWS NEWTON FORGOT TO MENTION

Some Laws....Newton forgot !

"LAW of QUEUE"--- If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


"LAW of THE TELEPHONE"--- When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

"LAW of MECHANICAL REPAIR"--- after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

"LAW of THE WORKSHOP"--- Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

"BATH THEOREM"--- When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

"LAW OF ENCOUNTERS"--- The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

"LAW of THE RESULT"--- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

"LAW OF BIOMECHANICS"--- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

"THEATRE RULE"--- People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

"LAW OF COFFEE"--- As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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